Christmas Vacation is a comedy movie. This movie was directed by Jeremiah S. Chechik. It was released on 1st December, 1989. Christmas Vacation was written by John Hughes. Clark Wilhelm Griswold is a fictional character. Character of Clark is designed to be evocative of an intensely proud, loyal, and lovable middle class family man who often attempts to bring his family together during vacations which always causes numerous comedic dilemmas and incidents. The movie Chrismas Vacation starts with Clark who going with his family for buying Christmas tree. Chevy Chase was played the role of Clark Wilhelm Griswold in the movie. This is the funniest film in the series natural and easy. Christmas Vacation is filled with innumerable jokes and curbs that it’s possible to laugh.
Some famous quotes by Clark Griswold:
Clark: “This is what Christmas is all about. I’ll uh park the cars and uh, I’ll be outside for the season.”
Clark: (To Eddie) Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Clark: Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ******* Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *** down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of ******** this side of the nuthouse.
Clark: “(While whistling Joy to the World Clark notices the newelpost is loose. So, he cuts it off with the chainsaw.) Fixed the newelpost!”
Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where’s the Tylenol?
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