Birthdays are time for remind people that they are growing older, and for getting enjoy by fun. There are many different ways of wishing birthdays. Some people wish to their loved ones’ on their birthday by texting them birthday funny jokes. There are lots of funny birthday quotes in different categories such as kids, wives, husbands.
Birthday is one of the most important and precious days in the life for everyone. The person is treated as the most special person by nearer persons along with wishes, gifts birthday cake, cards and flower bouquets because birthdays are occasions for cherish memories of the yester-years while stepping in New Year of our life.
Nothing works better than the gift of laughter. Spread the joy with these funny birthday quotes. Make your loved ones’ birthdays memorable by these quotes.
General Birthday Quotes
“Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again”
“It must hav been tha rainy day
when u were born,
but it was not really rain,
the sky was crying becoz
it lost his beautiful angel…”
“Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live”
“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday”
“Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time”
“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two”
“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen”
“Life is one long process of getting tired”
“The best thing about getting old is that all those things you couldn’t have when you were young you no longer want”
“Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it’s up to you to merit the face you have at 50″
“Age is a high price to pay for maturity”
“I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill” by Mahatma Gandhi
“The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate”
“A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time”
“Old age is no place for sissies”
“Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened”
“If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes”
Quotes For men and women:
“The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday
is to forget it once”
“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them”
“No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating”
“It is not how old you are, but how you are old”
“Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty – they merely move it from their faces into their hearts”
“It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live”
“It is only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it were the only one we had”
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh” — at yourself.
“There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney and Driving Miss Daisy”
“Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age”
“Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty”
“You’re not forty; you’re eighteen with twenty two years of experience”
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday”
“Like many women my age, I am 28 years old”
“A man is as old as he’s feelig,
A woman as old as she looks”
“That ability to laugh at ourselves is a blessing indeed. Traditionally in our society, men “mature,” while women “get old.” But laughing about our age not only brings us joy and a shared sense of community with other women. It also gives us power. It tells the world, “Think what you will of me and my age. But I know who I am and I am just fine”From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.
“A diplomatic husband said to his wife, How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?”
Quotes For kids:
“When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half”
“If you carry your childhood with you, you never become older”
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